WELCOME….
Ahh so this is the crazy little insecure world of ‘Live journal’ im so excited that im now finally one of you! Although I personally find diaries to be destructive….( people who shouldn’t read them do and then get pissed at you… although ITS THEIR FAULT FOR READING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE AND INVADING SOMEONE’S PERSONAL SPACE! Knob cheese!..) As I was saying… I find diaries destructive yet my Internet loving buddies have told me this could be a constructive way of dealing with ‘issues’ and making some more friends to add to the Birthday card list! (Why does it seem everyone is born in February, March or July?, its us Scorpios that rock cock!)
So here I am, open minded and ready to spill.
Oh my where to start?! Um… a little bit about my background! Well my background from those difficult post 16 years, which make all of us so paranoid and depressed!!!
(My life has been so colourful so far that id just clog up the site with scary experiences! Although I’ll probably end up telling later on anyway!)
Im 17, 5ft 7, big brown eyes, tiny feet, red haired, 36 DD sized breast and an arse that could kill a Zebra! (Although ive never really tried im sure it could!) Im bubbly and witty… TODAY IS MY DAY OFF, I love drama, art, Media related doofers and ICT. … and er… I hate baked beans!
I have many names, to list but a few, Beno, superstar, Dena, Pissy, Spankypants, fruit bowl, DizzyWat, Dilly or Dally (I really cant remember which one I was!) and to those who use UK Chatterbox Sore! (That’s right im the Chav hating, Black eyeliner loving, accident-prone, ginger bi! Whoo ha ha har!)
My family owns a Caravan out at Bigbury, which we practically live in during the summer but at the moment im currently living at home with my mum, dad, my little brother, (who I get on pretty well with most of the time!) my black cat and my brother’s pathetic excuse for a Hamster in Plympton! I say currently living with because ive got my heart set on moving up to London next year for Uni (St Mary’s college Twickenham! It looks fabby!)
Well there you go, seems like you’ve known me all of your life eh?!!!
My best mates are Caleb, Kristy, Shaun, Nikki, Samm, Sarah, Lyanne, Holly, Kay and the lovely Adam Dyer! (He’s gorgeous!)
Yes Adam is my closest friend, my lover and well my hero really! We met though strange circumstances, he’d left his old 6th form because he was being bullied and all that jazz (girl problems. Women are so irritating some times! You should know im bisexual, it will explain a lot! I personally think everyone secretly is really!) And was asked to be our soundman for my drama performance. We quickly became friends, as he impressed me with his directing skills and authoritive figure… ness! He was a director of a Theatre company (PMTC I would praise it but the companies head director is a prat and I wouldn’t want him to get any praise he doesn’t deserve!) And so I attended a show, he asked me out in seats 8 and 9, we kissed and then we ‘did the do’ two days later in the theatre toilets! IM AN EASY LOVER AND HE’S A BIG BOY! (A match made in heaven!) That was the 17 May 2004 and we’ve been together since! And forever we shall be!
Well that’s me in a nutshell.. Teehee… I also love Austin powers movies and the incredible Monty Python team!
That’s it really, not very exciting and there’s nothing much, other than that, to talk about!
See I don’t have issues you.. You… (If I could remember the disciple that doubted I would! Catholic schools don’t teach you anything at all! Stupid Notre Dame!) You.. THOMAS yes.. You Doubting Thomas’s! Ok so it has made me fell quite positive and so I thank you cyber-loving spillers for giving me a chance to release!!! (‘Issues? Look at your shoes’ as quoted by Claire!) I now know im happy and secure Thank you!
Infact im so happy that id likes to wish a big hello to all you other happy people out there!
Please leave me happy comment! I have no friends yet *sniffs*
Even if you’re not happy, even if you suicidal please leave a comment and I’ll make you feel happy by threading you back! Even better you’ll feel double happy because you made yourself and me happy all at the same time! If you read it slowly it does make sense! Honest!
